{"id":1224,"date":"2024-08-05T11:36:31","date_gmt":"2024-08-05T09:36:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tycoonterritory.fr\/?p=1224"},"modified":"2024-08-05T11:38:11","modified_gmt":"2024-08-05T09:38:11","slug":"blockbuster-inc-fr-je-construis-le-pire-studio-de-cine-mais-ca-va-etre-genial-04","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tycoonterritory.fr\/en\/blockbuster-inc-fr-je-construis-le-pire-studio-de-cine-mais-ca-va-etre-genial-04\/","title":{"rendered":"Blockbuster Inc. [FR] Je construis le PIRE studio de cin\u00e9 (mais \u00e7a va \u00eatre g\u00e9nial) #04"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Bienvenue dans l’Univers Chaotique de CD Prod !<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Mesdames et messieurs, cin\u00e9philes en herbe et producteurs du dimanche, attachez vos ceintures ! Nous plongeons aujourd’hui dans le quatri\u00e8me \u00e9pisode de notre saga Blockbuster Inc., o\u00f9 nous allons construire le studio de cin\u00e9ma le plus improbable de l’histoire du septi\u00e8me art. Spoiler alert : \u00e7a va \u00eatre un d\u00e9licieux d\u00e9sastre !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Machiavellian Plan: Creating a Studio from Scraps of String<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Notre mission, si nous l’acceptons (et franchement, qui refuserait une telle opportunit\u00e9 de chaos organis\u00e9 ?), est de b\u00e2tir un empire cin\u00e9matographique avec un budget qui ferait pleurer m\u00eame un r\u00e9alisateur de films d’\u00e9tudiants. Voici notre strategy<\/a> in three points:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  1. Choose the 80s and 90s to take advantage of television (and mullets)<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. Se concentrer sur la com\u00e9die et la romance (parce que les explosions, c’est trop cher)<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  3. Nommer notre studio \u00ab\u00a0CD Prod\u00a0\u00bb (en hommage \u00e0 AB Productions, les rois de la t\u00e9l\u00e9 pas ch\u00e8re)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    L’Art D\u00e9licat de la Construction de Studio<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

    Qui a besoin d’architectes quand on a l’imagination et le d\u00e9sespoir ? Voici comment nous avons cr\u00e9\u00e9 notre chef-d’\u0153uvre :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    1. A main path that looks strangely like a phallic symbol (totally accidental, I promise)<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    2. Offices so small that our writers will have to write in the foetal position<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    3. Une cantine digne d’un fast-food de station-service<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    4. Toilets... because even stars have needs<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

      Cutting-edge technology (or almost)<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

      Qui a dit qu’on avait besoin du dernier cri en mati\u00e8re d’\u00e9quipement ? Pas nous !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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      • Cameras: The best of the best... from the 50s<\/li>\n\n\n\n
      • Effets sp\u00e9ciaux : Une machine \u00e0 fum\u00e9e et beaucoup d’imagination<\/li>\n\n\n\n
      • Ordinateurs : Des PC cathodiques, parce que le futur c’est surfait<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n

        Staff: a shock (or thermal shock) team<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

        Our dream team includes :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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        • Two scriptwriters sharing the same pencil<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        • Un producteur qui croit encore que \u00ab\u00a0Retour vers le Futur\u00a0\u00bb est un documentaire<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        • Des acteurs\u2026 en fait, on n’a pas encore les moyens d’en embaucher<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n

          Challenges ahead<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

          Now that our studio looks like a cross between a maze and a doll's house, what are our next challenges?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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          1. Produire un film avec un budget inf\u00e9rieur au prix d’un sandwich<\/li>\n\n\n\n
          2. Convaincre les critiques que le grain sur l’image est un choix artistique<\/li>\n\n\n\n
          3. Preventing our employees from getting lost in their own studios<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

            Conclusion : Le D\u00e9but d’une \u00c8re… Ou d’une Erreur ?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

            Alors que nous contemplons notre cr\u00e9ation avec un m\u00e9lange de fiert\u00e9 et d’incr\u00e9dulit\u00e9, une question se pose : avons-nous cr\u00e9\u00e9 le pire studio de cin\u00e9ma de l’histoire ou le plus innovant ? Seul l’avenir nous le dira.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

            Une chose est s\u00fbre, avec seulement 138 000 $ en poche pour d\u00e9marrer, notre aventure dans Blockbuster Inc. promet d’\u00eatre aussi hilarante que d\u00e9sastreuse. Qui sait, peut-\u00eatre que notre prochain film, tourn\u00e9 dans des toilettes reconverties en plateau de tournage, deviendra un classique culte ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

            Restez \u00e0 l’\u00e9coute pour le prochain \u00e9pisode, o\u00f9 nous tenterons de produire notre premier chef-d’\u0153uvre. Ou au moins quelque chose qui ressemble vaguement \u00e0 un film.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

            N’oubliez pas de liker, commenter et partager si vous aussi vous pensez que le chaos est la meilleure \u00e9cole de cin\u00e9ma !<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

            Bienvenue dans l’Univers Chaotique de CD Prod ! Mesdames et messieurs, cin\u00e9philes en herbe et producteurs du dimanche, attachez vos ceintures ! Nous plongeons aujourd’hui dans le quatri\u00e8me \u00e9pisode de notre saga Blockbuster Inc., o\u00f9 nous allons construire le studio de cin\u00e9ma le plus improbable de l’histoire du septi\u00e8me art. 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